Are you a fan?
Perhaps you have questions?
Would you like to to give me your 2 cents
for killing your favorite character?
Of course, it is possible that you’re also a stalker.
You’re writing in from my upstairs closet…
If so, please read with a deep and very loud voice,
“I’m a psycho and I’m right here!”
I’m armed with a very recently sharpened pencil
and I would really love to hear from you!
Just fill in this form below
so that I contact the authorities.
So that we can converse.
Yeah, that’s it.
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